Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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