I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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