I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No subtext here. People are naked.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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