she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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