Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Blood and glitter go together right?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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