i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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