I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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