just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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