The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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