Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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