We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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