who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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