Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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