I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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