Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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