I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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