Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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