I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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