I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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