So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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