There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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