Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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