This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Sorry about my life...
You were trust falling into bushes
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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