So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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