So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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