the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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