So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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