I'm eating all of the evidence.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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