he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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