she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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