How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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