I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my being single is dangerous.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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