What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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