so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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