I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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