i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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