I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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