I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
ugly people sure do ruin things
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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