Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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