***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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