I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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