I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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