your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Dick very happy bro
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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