North Korea, Best Korea!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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