Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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