think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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