He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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