he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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