They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You can't just leave with hair like that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize