You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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